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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

This Is Why I Use Bing!

My wife asked me if was Google male or female and I told her that was a weird question but the answer was easy. She asked what I meant by that. I told her that Google is obviously a female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. I've since discovered that the garage... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Truthfulness Isn't Always The Best Policy

A woman asked her husband one night,"How would you describe me?" The man thought for a moment and told her, "ABCDEFGHIJK." The woman thought it over a minute and finally asked, "What does that mean?" Her husband smiled and told her, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 19, 2015


There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people will understand that. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 18, 2015


A Hispanic magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He moves his cape about rather mysteriously and begins to count... "Uno, Dos..." *poof*... and then he disappeared without a Tres. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 17, 2015


Kim Kardashian waited several days to reveal her new baby’s name, "Saint." Asked why the delay, Kim got upset and said, “We’re very private people.” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015


After a lot of thought, I've decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 11, 2015

It's Cold In Either Place!

Russia is planning to build a base on the Moon for astronauts to live permanently. When asked if they really want to spend the rest of their lives on a barren, lifeless landscape, the Russians said, "No, that's why we want to go to the Moon.” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Oh Teacher!

I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say “Don’t get smart with me!” Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Ya Gotta Be Hip To Get It!

A little boy becomes a problem and his father gets fed up and sends him to his room. The boy heads down the hallway but turns and yells at his father, "Jim Morrison was overrated!" and storms into his room. His father stands and yells back, "What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!?!" Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 20, 2015

It's Out There...

You can't fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too. Sign in to see full entry.

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