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Sunday, October 4, 2015

Making The Best Of Their Time Together

A 91-year-old woman in Britain got engaged to her 102-year-old boyfriend, making them the oldest newlyweds in the world. They’re really happy and said they can’t wait to spend the rest of the week together. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Reading Is Fundamental

Kim Kardashian was in New York City signing her new book of selfies. Extra security was on hand in case any real books tried to get too close to Kim. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Incredible Luck!

I can't believe my luck! I was out messing around with my new Sony Camcorder and caught this UFO on tape! Sign in to see full entry.

The Graduate!

I heard about a 94-year-old man who is graduating from West Virginia University after studying at the school on and off for 75 years. I’m guessing it was mostly “off.” Sign in to see full entry.

Par For The Course When One is Pregnant

Kim Kardashian has announced she is pregnant again. Kim said it’s been a difficult pregnancy -- she wakes up in the middle of the night craving publicity. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Win Some, Lose Some

Basketball commentator Charles Barkley said he'd like to shoot sports fans who act like jerks. Barkley was immediately reprimanded by the NBA, and recruited by the NFL. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

That Would Do It For Me!

The CDC suggests Ebola survivors abstain from sex. If you have trouble abstaining from sex, a little trick you can use is telling people you had Ebola. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 28, 2015

Live Long and Try Not To Stumble

A 100-year-old Pennsylvania woman said the key to long life is drinking “a lot of booze.” Then they checked her birth certificate. Turns out she’s only 38. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

The Dealer Takes Two

When I eat something good, I have to show both my hands to the dog like I'm a blackjack dealer, otherwise he thinks I'm dealing under the table. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Yeah, I Hate That Too!

Ya know what I hate? I hate it when I think I'm buying organic vegatables and then I get home and find out that they are just ordinary donuts! Sign in to see full entry.

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