The Joke Is On Big V

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Yep

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

This Too Shall Pass

A small town pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 23, 2017

Queue The Banjos

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce the wife. Why she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over there Bubba, women... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 22, 2017

I Just Found The Joke - I Didn't Write It!

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?” “You lissina me,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Don't Lie, Just Choose Your Words Wisely

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Give Me Another Rimshot!

Another that can be taken two ways. Did you hear about the Limbo champion who walked into a bar? He was disqualified. Sign in to see full entry.

Recycling Is Good

I've used this one before, but I like it. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 16, 2017

We All Need To Learn This Trick

* I’ve learned that if you eat a bit too much steak, a nice piece of chocolate cake and a glass of milk help to settle the stomach and ease the feeling of fullness. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Talk About Your Double Entendres!

* It really takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Where's The Rimshot?

* My Brother David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now. Sign in to see full entry.

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