The Joke Is On Big V

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Henry always worried about everything all his life. But one day his coworkers noticed Henry seemed like a changed man. They remarked that he didn’t seem to be the least bit worried about anything. Henry said he’d hired a professional worrier and no longer had any problems. “A professional worrier?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

I've always wondered... Do you think Jelly-fish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish? Sign in to see full entry.

Rats! I lost my job over a stupid email. My boss sent me an email that read: Hi, I know I keep hassling you & asking but I REALLY needed that report like yesterday. Please? Thanks! Without even thinking, I responded with this: UNSUBSCRIBE Who knew that she would take it so personal? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 14, 2018

I think I've figured something out - weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Riddle me this: What song does a ghost sing on a weekend evening? " Another Saturday night and I ain't got no body. " Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Being a slave to pain and misery, I went back to that same place to get another 'fortune cookie.'I'm not sure what to make of this one either: 'Today is the last day of your life, so far.' Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 11, 2018

My staff is upset with me and is threatening to walk out. Maybe screaming "dance for me, my little monkeys!" isn't the best way to motivate them. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Spelling is important. Sign in to see full entry.

Hmmm, this can't be good. I got a 'fortune cookie,' and when I opened it, it read: " So sorry, the fortune you are seeking is in a different cookie. " Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Don't run with a bagpipe. You could put an aye out, or worse, you could get kilt. Sign in to see full entry.

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