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Thursday, May 21, 2015

One Fried Please!

Blackberry is being criticized for misspelling the word “won” in an ad. Instead of w-o-n they put o-n-e. Blackberry apologized for the spelling mistake and said the person responsible had been fried. Instagram announced that users can now hashtag emojis. So it’s official, we all learned to read for... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Bird Seed vs Hay Seed

A 95-year-old New Hampshire veteran defended himself against a mugger using his own cane. The veteran will now face Floyd Mayweather Saturday on pay-per-view. To do list- (1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seeds. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Watch the reaction. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Come on Team!

There's no "i" in "team" but there's an "i" in "Tim", and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so I don't really know what to make of that now. Cops wonder why they get a bad name. I clearly called shotgun and they still threw me in the back seat! I have just 4 words about this: ´YES!´ Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Good Old Joe and Old Age

A man posted a YouTube video of himself taping Mentos to his entire body and then jumping into a bath of Coke Zero. So it’s been another productive week for Joe Biden. A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labelled “Not Weed.” The man’s been found “Not... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Hillary and Men

A new study found that one-night stands are not emotionally harmful to some people. Those people are called "men." Analysts say Hillary Clinton should stop telling people she’s poor and Bill Clinton should stop telling people he’s single. Lindsay Lohan is going to be making her stage debut in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

That Was Wong

A TV host is under fire for using an offensive term towards Chinese people. It didn’t help that in his defense he said, “Me play joke.” Five Baltimore Ravens have now been arrested this off-season. On the upside, the Baltimore State Prison is about to have a great football team this fall. Pope... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Exceling With Change

Speaker Nancy Pelosi is in Shanghai to debate climate change with Chinese government officials. I think she’ll do fine. These negotiations always come down to whoever blinks first. I'm not saying I know a lot of stupid people but it seems that all too often, when I offer tehm a 'penny for your... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

The Kardasians and Chewbacca

There’s currently a petition out to split California into several states. Among them would be Botoxia, Pornsylvania and the Commonwealth of Kardashia. Some people are critical of Hillary Clinton’s speaking fees. The University of Buffalo paid Hillary $275,000 to speak. And apparently, Joe Biden got... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Annual Dementia Test

#1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else. And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2. # 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? Scroll down Answer: Cows drink water. If you said... Sign in to see full entry.

Joe Biden and Tequila

A new tell-all book about the Secret Service reveals that agents try to avoid protecting the vice-president because he frequently likes to go skinny-dipping. The worst part is, that’s just in the mall fountain. “Sir, it says to put your PENNIES in here, not…” Rumors that Kim Kardashian and Paris... Sign in to see full entry.

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