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Saturday, January 9, 2016

It's All About The Fine Details

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 7, 2016

Ahhhh, Yes!

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Where There's A Lawyer...

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 2, 2016

You Knew It Was Coming

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 1, 2016

Shakespeare Had It Right

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Careful! It's A Trick!

A woman watches the neighbor guy leaving for work but before he gets into the car, he hugs his wife tightly and then kisses her very passionately. She points this out to her husband and asks, "Our neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?" He looks at her,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 28, 2015

Old But I Liked It!

A lady went to her hairdresser to get her hair set for a trip to Rome with her husband and mentioned the trip to the hairdresser.“Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? asked the hairdresser. “It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Ohhh, This Is Old!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

That's Using The Old Noodle!

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says,"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Celebrate The Good Times!

A married couple are out one night at a dance club and they see a guy out on the dance floor, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he’s still... Sign in to see full entry.

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