The Joke Is On Big V

Friday, November 10, 2017

I Don't Know. Do You?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 9, 2017

I Wondered That Myself When I was A Kid

* If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy himself dinner? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Questions of A Traveling Man

* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

But I Make a Profit (Tip of the Hat to 'Catch 22')

Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but you only get a "penny for your thoughts"? Who is collecting that extra penny? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

This Burns Me Up

* Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

That's All I Need

He who can give thanks for little will always find he has enough. Sign in to see full entry.

If You Use Enough Ketchup, I Might

After some careful marketing, McDonalds nixed the idea of selling hot dogs. After all, who wants to order a super sized McWeiner? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 30, 2017

Huh?

I saw an odd billboard driving through town. It said "Free tuxedo rental with every vasectomy! If ya gonna be impotent, ya gotta look impotent" Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Fun With Facts

* Fun Fact #382 - There are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 27, 2017

Strange Thought, But True

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a normal pigeon. Sign in to see full entry.

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