The Joke Is On Big V

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Here is something that's always bugged me. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Modern Definitions

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 7. ECLIPSE:... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 15, 2018

It used to be only death and taxes. Now of course, there’s shipping and handling too. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

I really don't mind getting older, but it seems that my body is taking it badly. Sign in to see full entry.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

No Words Needed

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Slightly Risque

Oh yeah. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 12, 2018

The only time the world wants to beat a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

I liked this one. I was never divorced or even close, but still! Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

My mind works like lightning - one brilliant flash and it is gone. Sign in to see full entry.

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