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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Thank You! I'll Be Here All Week!

I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks. I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off. Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation. The biggest lie I tell... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft"

I have often wondered why we are obsessed with traveling into space to find 'intelligent life forms' when we can't even any 'intelligent life forms' here on Earth. Talk about "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft!" BTW, I love Karen Carpenter's voice. Such a beautiful sound, such a waste of a... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

And Now, For Your Comedic Entertainment...

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: “Blind man driving.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels” On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist’s... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 5, 2017

It Goes Without Saying!

Billy’s father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the acting roles for the school play were being posted that day, he asked Billy if he got a part. Billy enthusiastically announced that he’d gotten a part. “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Just Yank It Out of There!

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any pain killers because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Get Your Own!

* I was going through customs at the airport and they asked me if I had any drugs. Apparently “what do you need?” was the wrong answer. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 5, 2017

Some Adult Truths of Life

1.Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Such A Deal!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A “friend of a friend” put him in touch with a nefarious... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

First And Long

I was always a fan of the Dallas Cowboys as a kid and their coach, Tom Landry, was my hero, so when I read this, it made me smile. Don Meredith, longtime Dallas Cowboys quarterback, once said: “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Kill The Light --- PLEASE!

Deep in the back woods, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!’ Soon, a baby... Sign in to see full entry.

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