The Joke Is On Big V

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Ever wonder why do we leave cars worth tens of thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 19, 2018

I was traveling with a young friend of mine when I got pulled over.The officer explains that I had a brake light not working properly and I promised I would get it fixed. Before leaving, he asked me, "Do you have any drugs in the car?" I started to tell him no, but my friend tells him, "Absolutely... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

The more I think about it, my next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. Sign in to see full entry.

Here is something that's always bugged me. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Modern Definitions

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 7. ECLIPSE:... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 15, 2018

It used to be only death and taxes. Now of course, there’s shipping and handling too. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

I really don't mind getting older, but it seems that my body is taking it badly. Sign in to see full entry.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. Sign in to see full entry.

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