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Sunday, March 5, 2017

Opps!

A woman comes home late at night early from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. It's dark in the room, but from under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a broom and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Too Many Words

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, just to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, “Hello, I’m Gladys Dunn.” And the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 3, 2017

I'm Needy... Or is it Kneedy?

* I'm getting to the age where I fondly remember calling my knees 'left' and right.' Now I call them 'the good one' and the 'bad one.' Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Wrong Answer

A husband took his wife to her high school reunion and was having a decent time. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he realized how tired he was and began to yawn. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. He notices a guy on... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Always Look For The Right Address

A man left Wisconsin for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip in New York and planned to fly down to meet him the next day. When the man arrived in Florida, he e-mailed his wife to let her know he had arrived, but accidentally sent it to the wrong e-mail address. Instead of going... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Food For Thought

Hmmm. If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, would you then say you are independent or a narcissist? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Now That's Incredible!

* A recent government study has proven that the average human body usually contains enough bones to make up an entire skeleton! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Blonde and The Cuckoo

A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Wait For It!

Farmer Jack once lived on Old Springville Road, a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and got so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer Jack called the local sheriff to complain, “You’ve got to do... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

A Funny Lesson

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,’ the... Sign in to see full entry.

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