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Sunday, January 22, 2017

The After Effects of Watching Television

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Kind of Racy - But Funny

A friend of mine needed to fly someplace and asked me to do some research on fares. I spent about ten minutes and found a Virgin Airline flight that would get him there for about $89. His response to me was, "Virgin Airlines? I would never fly Virgin, I want an airline that is gonna go all the way!" Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Consistency Is Important!

* Oh man! I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Looking Into The Crystal Ball

* I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years. Come on people! I don't have 2020 vision! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Writers Will Laugh!

* What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll of course! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Do You Hear What I Hear?

I was looking in the classified section of my local newspaper and saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, only one dollar! The volume is stuck on high." I thought for a minute and told my son, "Gee, you can't turn that down!" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

It's Just Not Fair!

Why is it that when Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer, they call it 'art,' but when I do it, I'm 'drunk' and I have to 'leave Home Depot immediately?' Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 30, 2016

The Undisputed Truth

They say everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you are dumb and make bad decisions. Maybe not funny, but still it's true! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Remember, It's Just A Joke!

* If you had to chose between your 'significant other' and a million dollars, what's the first thing you would buy? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

You Had To Have Been There

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when Joe turns to his friend and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’ Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’ Joe is incredulous... Sign in to see full entry.

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