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Monday, December 11, 2017

Nine out of Ten Doctors Agree

^ Practice safe eating. Always use condiments! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 10, 2017

I Don't Count Calories

I love the Christmas season. Not to brag, but I have one of those metabolisms where I can eat anything I want and still get fat. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 8, 2017

You Know It

Abstinence is a good thing when practiced in moderation. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Just My Luck

Next year I really want to grow my own food. I've been to a lot of stores, but I can't find the bacon seeds. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

I Didn't Do It

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy mind. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

How Do I Choose?

I just read an article that says that they have found a cure for an obsession. It advises them to just get another one. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 4, 2017

I'm Telling Ya!

The Past, Present, and Future all walked into a bar. It was tense. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Door Three Please!

If it comes down to choosing between two evils, I always choose the one I've never tried. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Just A Fan

I think I got shyster-ed. I paid big bucks to visit the "Air and Space Museum," but there was nothing there. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 1, 2017

Now I Am REALLY In Debt

Hmmm. I just got a call from the bank. It seems that my reality check has bounced. Sign in to see full entry.

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