The Joke Is On Big V

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Poor Ol' Spot

A group of friends from a local poker club wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. One of the ladies of the house would prepare the meal each weekend. When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Real Technical Work

I called an old school friend and asked how he was doing. He replied that he was working on “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment.” I was impressed and continued to ask about what that entailed. His voice got kind of quiet and that's when I heard his... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Ain't THAT The Truth!

* I hate when my wife accuses me of something I didn’t think she knew anything about. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Two Fathoms Equals One Mark Twain OR Twelve Feet

DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in my various blogs. Any errors or “typos” you find were usually found by me later the same day. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, "I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way." Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Good Advice I Wish I had Exercised A Time Or Two

* Never miss an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Happiness Is Easier Than I thought!

I am trying the Japanese method of de-cluttering where you hold each possession you own and if it doesn't bring you joy, you throw it away. So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, my jock, the electric bill, the scales, a mirror, and my treadmill. I feel happier already. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

I Think I Heard Mine Mumble Something Naughtier Than That!

* Growing old is hard work. The mind says "YES!" but the body says, "What in the world were you thinking?" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Give Me French Toast Please!

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,”When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 17, 2017

I Do, But Maybe I Don't

A guy was sitting in his living room, watching a film with organ music playing on the TV and suddenly yells, “No! No! Don’t enter that church, you damn fool.” His wife had just walked in and heard him yelling and asks him, “What are you watching?” Husband replies, “Our wedding video.” Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Don't Hit Me! It's Just A Joke!

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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