The Joke Is On Big V

Thursday, June 21, 2018

I have figured something out. The only problem with having nothing to do is you can't stop and rest. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

I learned early on in our relationship that it is not a good thing to ask a woman who is eating her ice cream straight from the carton how she is doing today. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

I may have posted this one here a year or so back, but it one of my favorites. I saw a billboard driving through town. It said "Free tuxedo rental with every vasectomy. If ya gonna be impotent, ya gotta look impotent! " Sign in to see full entry.

Yeah, I Went There... Again

I got an unusual friend request on FB the other morning from a guy named 'Jeremiah.' I saw that he was already friends with another guy I knew, so I asked him about 'Jeremiah.' His response? "Jeremiah is a bullfrog and is a good friend of mine. He never says a single word, but he likes to drink my... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 18, 2018

Some advice they used to tell you back in the mid 1980's: If you feel like running naked, just spray yourself with Windex. It says right on the label: "Prevents Streaking!" Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 17, 2018

A Tad 'Racy' - But Funny

A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband." The doctor went out into the waiting room and... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 16, 2018

Oh yeah, the one thing you don’t want to hear as you lie on the operating table waiting for the anesthesia to kick in: “Okay, Dr. Stiglitz, you’re on. I’ll prove I can remove this gall bladder with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back.” Sign in to see full entry.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. Last night she told me to put the garbage out. I told her I already did. Then she told me to go out and keep an eye on it. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 15, 2018

I've started doing some volunteer work at one of the local hospitals. I always wonder what the nurses reaction was after I leave a half eaten sandwich in a coma patients hand. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 14, 2018

I've discovered that you do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. Sign in to see full entry.

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