Aunty Holly

Puurrfectly Ghastly! Since New Year, Feline Boozer - that Feral Ginger Furball - has attempted to annex my territory, plunder my garden and over-run my over-worked Staff! Much to my disgust, this pushy Pussy has recently become resident in nearby luxury accommodation, and proceeded to flaunt his pampered pelt right under my whiskas! Only a Household with the collective IQ of a small Rodent would accept this Neanderthal Napoleon with the Pedigreed of an Alley Cat! Something had to be done - my... Sign in to see full entry.

Twelve Purrfect Days of Christmas On the First day of Christmas, Aunty Holly gave to me, a Furball up the Xmas tree. On the Second day of Christmas, Aunty Holly gave to me, Two large Rats and a Furball up the Xmas tree. On the Third day of Christmas, Aunty Holly gave to me, Three squeaking Mice, Two large Rats, and a Furball up the Xmas tree. On the Fourth day of Christmas, Aunty Holly gave to me, Four shrieking Birds, Three squeaking Mice, Two large Rats, and a Furball up the Xmas tree. On the... Sign in to see full entry.

Whilst my Staff have been been consumed with their own self importance, I have decided to unleash my artistic talents upon the world. Hence this work, 'Litter-ary Abstractions" which investigates current conflicts between the natural world and its Staff-made confines. In the spirit of great landscape sculpture, and its pictorial representation, "Litter-ary Abstractions" portrays an earthy exploration of the Feline Psyche, interpreting both past remains and possible outcomes. I could go on, but... Sign in to see full entry.

Has anyone seen my Staff? They have occasionally been sighted in the last couple of weeks, underneath piles of paperwork – a thumb or foot poking out here or there, from large white mounds of cellulose pulp. One wonders what possible fascination or importance these piles hold... I can only imagine they are creating a new resource for my Kitty Litter tray. Whilst witnessing their boring obsession, I have noticed that Staff papers appear far more important when collated in haphazard piles. The... Sign in to see full entry.

I have to acknowledge that I have been well pleased with My Staffs' recent conduct, and so I have been looking for a suitable way in which to repay their fastidious behaviour. This has required My finding something which they were clearly in need of and for which they would be truly grateful – some token, friendly gesture of Feline appreciation and affection, which could not easily be forgotten or removed. Finally, after much deliberation, I have found the puurrfect gift. - Something they... Sign in to see full entry.