Aunty Holly

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Bark worthy of a Bite

I love a good pedicure, but when my Staff are unable to assist – it is always important to have a local alternative at the tips of one's paws. My Puurrsonal favourite is the Brazilian Flame trees, which populate our Staff lawn. Their low slung branches offer excellent opportunities for Bird watching and Claw sharpening. On occasion, its nutty flavoured bark (complemented with fresh mouse) is also worth a bite! It's a shame; however, that many Feline's these days have forgotten where they came... Sign in to see full entry.

Butterfly Collecting.

Take away food can be both nutritious and appetising, not to mention good exercise. What could be more rewarding than to capture that unsuspecting moth or butterfly, freshly glistening in the morning sun. What a fabulous source of exercise, pouncing after that nutritious fibre and protein! Bengal Bungee would like to know, 'Aunty Holly, My Puurrsonal Trainer has puurrscribed me a tough exercise and dietary routine - but I love my snacks! How can I incorporate my love for juicy small insects into... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Keyboards for Kittens

Learning to communicate effectively to your Staff is both an important and worthwhile skill. This can be accomplished in a variety of ways, and young Kittens should be encouraged to begin instructing their Householders as soon as possible. As a young Feline, I learnt to play with ancient Staff typewriters. Whilst an excellent exercise for developing poise and balance, these clunky old machines are unable to produce more than one or two copies at a time. This of course, places great limitations... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 9, 2005

House Hunter

This time of year, countless young Felines are looking for new accommodation. Many of those Household arrangements, made in the pre- Xmas rush, can turn out to be disastrous – puurrsuing new alternatives are the only option. Its always therefore, prudent to ' vet' potential Household members carefully, before making a commitent. Try following these simple rules for puurrfect Staff selection - 1. A fastidious home is a purrfect home. Lo ok for clean, airy spaces with ample access to sunshine and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 4, 2005

Flushed with Excess.

When will my Staff learn to use the Kitty Litter? Never have I been so close to abdicating by responsibilities for another household – driven by the terrible odour emitted from the bathroom! What could they have possibly done to create such a stench? A couple of days ago it appeared that the Staff's hot water system in the roof was not splattering its way into our kitchen sink. I would have thought this a minor problem, since large quantities of water belong in slimy bogs, and should never be... Sign in to see full entry.

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