Dustpan blues
Me: "Grandpa, I love you dearly, but if you throw my dustpan in the garbage one more time I am going to punch you in the ear." Grandpa: "You don't own a dustpan." Me: "I don't now, it's in the garbage can!" Grandpa: "Well why is it in the garbage? That's a strange place to put a dustpan." When I... Sign in to see full entry.