Funerals for drunks . . . . .
About a funeral flambe for drunks? That's right, fill their body cavities with whiskey, embalm them with whiskey (151 proof is good!), then fill the casket with whiskey. Place the casket outside on an empty lot or empty parking lot, then toss a match into it from afar, better to use a fuse! Then... Sign in to see full entry.