Monday, November 2, 2009
Mr.bigshot since
he caught another mouse in the basement. I went down there on Saturday and he was lying by the door, paws curled under him, waiting, waiting,waiting. When I started to move stuff like a furnace filter and a ladder, out came this fat mouse, and the fun was on. Mr. Graysome chased it under the...
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Sunday, November 1, 2009
Why G-d never received a PHD
He had only one major publication It was in Hebrew It had no references It was not published in a refereed journal Some even doubt He wrote it Himself It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since? His cooperative efforts have been quite limited The Scientific community has...
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
A SPANISH Teacher
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'lacasa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz..' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead o f giving the answer,...
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Friday, October 30, 2009
Major depression
Major depression settled on Mr.Graysome And Kabu and I know the reasons why There he sits in his chair playing dumb Thinking of what next he'll try. ******* Frankly, cat was driving me crazy He wouldn't ever leave me alone I couldn't rest in my chair being lazy He'd come and take over my zone....
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
I found this article in Wikipedia
and it says "News You Can Print" so I'm sharing this news with y'all and maybe somebody can do more research if they'd like to. US court indicts man for treason From Wikinews, the free news source you can write! Thursday, October 12, 2006 Adam Gadahn, formerly Adam Pearlman, is the first US citizen...
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The Woodpecker
Woodpeckers reside everywhere except in Australia They are solitary of habit,as was I, but I couldn't fail ya I lured this pileated beauty to our place in the woods So you could just sit and watch, as he finds his own foods. ******* As you can see,he has a sharp straight chiseled bill, With his long...
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WHY TORONTONIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS
Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, 'I think Sal is dead! What should I do?' The operator,...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
We pull our personal wagons through this life on earth Will it be the material or spiritual that decide our worth? Wealth,pride,lust, selfishness and sometimes greed For many years I thought those things to be my need. ******* I learned about choices of good and evil since my birth For many years...
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Monday, October 26, 2009
NAILS IN THE FENCE
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his...
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
I have read a lot of posts recently
where folks are really angry over this new U.S. President, and it set me to wondering last night, just how much 'free speech' is allowed in the U.S.A. It also set me to wondering about professed Christians here and elsewhere, but I wouldn't run it by my youngest son who is some kind of...
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