Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, March 14, 2014

The weighing scale

A woman went to the hospital accompanying a baby who was dehydrated. After auscultating the child the doctor called the nurse: '' Weigh the baby please.'' ''How do you calculate the weight?'' questioned the woman '' First of all both the mother and the child stand on the scale to take the weight.... Sign in to see full entry.

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The strange watch

An employee attends work late everyday. His boss who was furious summoned him to the office; '' Mr Dick, all the workers in this company reach here in time except you. What's your problem?''. '' Excuse me Sir. I have a problem with my watch. It runs on the reverse side. So whenever I look at the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The doctor

The parents of an adolescent who had the habit of overeating was brought to a doctor. '' My boy what's your problem?'' asked the doctor. '' Doctor, I'm not a patient''mumbled the lad. '' It's good. And I'm not the doctor'' observed the doctor. Sign in to see full entry.

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Bath tub

A man was warning his daughter about the dangers of bathing in the tub: '' Kate be careful when using the bath tub because according to statistics more people sink in it than the sea'' he advised. After a few days he was startled to see Kate with her lover, a swimming instructor in the bath tub. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 10, 2014

Husbandry

Two ancient schoolgirls Helena and Josiane met after a long time. Both were now married. ''What is the profession of your husband?'' began Helena. '' He is the president of SOS BATTERED HUSBANDS'' replied Jane '' And where is yours employed?'' '' Well he is in charge of the husbandry'' explained... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 9, 2014

Santa Claus

As Christmas was approaching, the little boy, Arvish made a list of toys for Santa Claus- a ball, a robot, a remote controlled car, a revolver, a bicycle, a computer,etc.. On seeing the list his father questioned; '' Arvish how will Father Christmas carry all these things?'' '' I have a brilliant... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 8, 2014

Warrant

A policeman was looking for his belt. He called his son who was accustomed to play tricks with his father: '' San where have you kept my belt?'' '' I haven't seen if dad'' answered San '' I know where you have hidden it'' said his father heading towards his son's room. '' One minute Dad. Do you have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Coffee

A person who was suffering from dysania (oversleep) went to seek a doctor's advice: '' What should I do to sleep less?'' he inquired. '' Drink a cup of coffee before going to bed'' advised the physician. '' As for me it's just the opposite'' continued the doctor. '' But how will I drink it when most... Sign in to see full entry.

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Cell phone

A woman was in a remote region when suddenly a rogue attacked her and stole her phone. ''You should have contacted me immediately'' remarked her husband '' Darling how is it possible without my mobile?'' she questioned '' I understand but your voice has not been stolen'' retorted her husband Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Candles

While celebrating his mother's birthday, Brad noticed so many candles on the cake ''Father why so many candles have been lit on the birthday cake?'' he questioned. '' Because the older we become the lesser we see'' replied his father. '' Oh I see. That's why you have given her a pair of glasses as... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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