Food is more important to me than air

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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Despair of Dracula

Dracula was on a mission when he came across a famous actor. '' Hey, Dracula how are you? You are lucky to wander with all those beautiful women'' exclaimed the actor. '' Yeah but I can't do anything other than sucking their blood. You, my friend you get more opportunities to enjoy with them''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

The cine goer

The first time a cine goer went to the cinema, the cashier asked him: '' Do you want a ticket for $10 below or $15 balcony?'' '' Well it all depends whether the same film is being played up and down'' he replied suspiciously Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 12, 2014

The one- legged robber

Having opened his supermarket early in the morning the owner was stupefied to note that everything was topsy-turvy inside. Immediately he informed the police. After a while the police officers arrived and began to investigate. Only one shoe on the left side was missing. But when they searched for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 9, 2014

Imprisonment

An offender who was found guilty by the court was convicted to one month imprisonment. The magistrate who was lenient and taking into account his blank criminal record proposed him to choose the month. After a few minutes the culprit replied'' February'' '' But why do you opt for that month?''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 8, 2014

The crocodile shoes

A blond entered into a shop and asked: '' Do you have shoes made of crocodile skin?'' When the seller showed her the shoes she exclaimed: '' Oh! they are too expensive. Can you give me a discount?'' '' I'm sorry madam. The price is fixed'' replied the seller'' '' OK. I'm going to hunt the crocodiles... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Cash only

A shop was offering great discount on many lady clothing. In front of it there was a signboard which read as follows: '' UNIQUE OPPORTUNITIES. LADIES GET MORE FOR LESS'' A man who accompanied his wife to the shop added this: '' Credit cards not accepted. Cash only'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2014

The sleeping pill

A person who had insomnia went to see a doctor. '' I am prescribing some sleeping tablets for you. Take them one hour before going to bed'' advised the medical officer. '' But Dr sometimes when I'm tired I feel sleepy. I go to bed immediately. Should I take the pills even then?'' questioned the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 4, 2014

ET

A traffic warden arrested an ET for excess speed in his flying saucer. '' Hey Stop. Where are you rushing? You will have to pay a fine for excess.'' warned the officer. '' Excuse me Sir. how do you know that? Are there speed cameras in the space?'' argued the ET Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 3, 2014

Shoes

Having seen a magnificent pair of shoes in a shop a customer entered in and asked the seller: '' May I have a look at that shoes please? It's as per my taste'' '' Yes Sir. But I'm sorry we have only one shoe'' explained the seller '' What do you mean?'' intoned the client '' Look Sir, it fits a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 2, 2014

The silicon breast.

A woman who had a silicon breast went shopping: '' Do you have a bra for my silicon breast?'' she asked the seller '' What's your number ma'am?'' questioned the seller. '' Oh I'm sorry. I forgot the number'' mumbled the client '' It's OK. Can you please leave your breast here.? I'll inform you as... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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