Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Annual leaves

A company which was just opened gathered all the employees for a briefing. At the end the boss invited questions from the audience. '' Excuse me Sir. How many days leave are we entitled to per annum?'' asked an employee. '' Look at this guy. You have not yet started working and you want to know... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 21, 2014

Go to Hell

A woman who had a squabble with her husband exclaimed: '' Go to hell'' '' Darling can you show me the way to hell?'' cried the husband '' Take your car and follow the signboard ' Drive like hell and you are there' on the road. It will lead you directly to the destination'' explained his wife Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 19, 2014

The strange loo

To discourage employees from wasting time in the toilet a company designed a special corner. According to the new regulations only three minutes was allocated for toileting. The toilet paper will disappear, the door will open and a snapshot will be taken after the ringing of the alarm. If the user... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Grown ups

One day when her husband returned home from office Rebeca bursting out with joy exclaimed: '' Darling do you know that our children are now grown up?'' '' And how do you know that?'' asked her husband. '' Before going out our daughter applies lipstick whereas our son effaces those marks left by her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Medical Certificate

The management of an entreprise was reluctant to accept medical certificates from employees who absented themselves from work. The union complained about it to the Ministry of Labour & Industrial Relations. An officer from the ministry was delegated to inquire into the matter: '' I don't understand... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 16, 2014

Australia

During a class of geography the teacher pointed to a continent on the world map. '' Who can tell me which continent is that?'' she asked. After a few minutes of silence Jean- Paul got up and answered: '' Australia'' '' Bravado. And now tell me who discovered Australia?'' continued the teacher.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 13, 2014

White hair

A little girl who was sitting watched her mother washing her hair in the kitchen's sink. Suddenly she noticed that her mom has strand of white hair which contrasted with her deep brown hair. ''Mom why some of your hair is white?'' questioned the girl. '' You see every time you do something wrong and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Underwear

A woman entered into a shop with her underwear falling to her ankles. Every one was flabbergasted.. '' Please have some decency ma'am.How do you dare to come in dressed in this way?''shouted the employee of the claims section. '' In your opinion what do you think I've come to complain of other than... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The playwright

A modern playwright decided to write a modern typically American version of the masterpiece written by Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet. During an interview he was asked: '' And will it bear the same title?'' '' Oh no. I don't want to be sued for plagiarism. I have changed it to Rodeo & Juliet'' he... Sign in to see full entry.

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The centenery

A centenary who complained of various health troubles went to see the doctor: '' Alas! I cannot rejuvenate you'' stated the medical officer. '' But'' exclaimed the centenary,'' I'm not asking this... I wish simply to continue growing old'' '' OK. I put you on the waiting list. There are so many... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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