Food is more important to me than air

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

The most clever one

Three patients attempt to escape from a mental asylum without any doors or gate. The first one runs and bumps against the wall falling down. The second one runs slowly, crashes against the wall and he also falls down. The third lunatic, sitting quietly looks at them and laughs. ''Why don't you also... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Everything new

'' Darling it's a long time since we have bought that plot of land. When will you start the construction of our new house?'' questioned Janet? '' Don't bother about it sweetheart. We''ll start soon'' reassured Brad A few months later their abode was ready and they moved to the new house. '' Are you... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

World Cup football

A football fan who had missed an important match phoned his Brazilian friend: '' Did you see the match Brazil v/s Germany?'' '' Oh yes, of course'' boasted his friend. '' What's the score? he questioned '' Seven to one'' he replied '' That's the result. But which team won? continued the fan. '' I... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Shaving

A boy came to meet her girlfriend at her house but she was busy shaving her armpits. '' Did you tell the boy who came to fetch me that I'm coming immediately?'' she asked her brother. '' Yes, he went straight away slamming the door'' intoned her brother? '' But what did you tell him?''questioned the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Vacancy

A candidate replies to a job vacancy. He introduces himself to the director of the entreprise: '' One thousand dollars monthly and a machine which performs half of your duties. Is it OK?'' '' Not bad. But you must install another apparatus!'' exclaimed the applicant Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Only 59 seconds

A soldier who was dying on the battlefield knew the secret about a hidden treasure.Immediately, he called his friend next to him: '' Come near me. I have something important to impart with you. Hurry up I have only 59 seconds to live'' '' Wait a minute. I'm coming.'' replied his friend Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Income tax

A wealthy man who was raided by the Income tax officer for non declared revenue devised a plan to get rid of the money. He started to gamble on horse racing with the idea of loosing every time he bet. But unfortunately he won several times thereby increasing his revenue. As he had to pay more taxes... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The car engine

A taxi man who was was conveying a few passengers to the town started having mechanical problems with his car. It emitted a deafening noise originating from the engine. Immediately, he stopped the car and told the passengers to get out. The driver called his mechanic. After half hour one passenger... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Old books

'' I had a lot of old books which were lying idle on the bookshelf and of no utility to me. But instead of throwing them away, I thought they can be helpful and beneficial to someone'' explains a reader'', so, I placed them on a chair in front of my villa with this signboard:'' Serve yourself. It's... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 23, 2014

The gardener

The proprietor of a bungalow hired a gardener to perform some tasks for him. A few days later he attended the site to evaluate the work: '' Well, have you done the job properly?'' '' Yes, Sir I did it with my heart'' replied the gardener '' It would have been better if you did it with your hands''... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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