Food is more important to me than air: Scotch

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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Scotch

A man who was drunk entered into a library without knowing where he was. '' Give me a scotch on the rocks please'' he howled '' But Sir you are mistaken. You're in the library here'' reminded the secretary. '' Oh. Sorry Ma'am. Give me a scotch on the books then'' he murmured. Sign in to see full entry.

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