WHAT IF THEY GAVE A CREATION AND NOBODY KNEW . . .

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

THE TROUBLE WITH EVE

"Ohmigod!" says Spirit. "What's wrong?" asks El Elyon. "I hope you now a little something about anatomy." "Why?" "Because Yahveh messed up big time." "What do you mean?" "I think he tried to imitate the animals when he made the woman." "What's wrong with that?" "Well, they all go on all fours and... Sign in to see full entry.

YAHVEH TAKES OVER FROM EL ELYON -- NEW BEGINNINGS

Yahveh and Jehovah are thinking. Yahveh and Jehovah look with dissatisfaction on the man and woman Spirit and El Elyon have made. "I think we can do a whole lot better, don't you?" Jehovah tells Yahveh. "Yes I think we can." "Go ahead." "Go ahead and what?" "Do it." "Do what?" "Make a man and a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 11, 2006

THE GODS BECOME PERTURBED!!

First day of the week dawns (where it first dawned??? -- good question -- wherever the international date line of that time was, I guess. Anyway the boys are back from fishing and back to their poker game. But they hear a pretty good commotion going on down on Earth. It is Lilith and Aphar arguing... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

THE PROBLEM WITH THE FIRST WOMAN, PART THE SECOND

So the Lord and the boys went fishing and made up a little brew in a lily pad to enhance the experience. Since they could choose any time zone to have as morning, they waited as long as they wanted to get out. But of course they wanted a good long day of fishing so they chose where summer was at... Sign in to see full entry.

THE PROBLEM WITH THE FIRST WOMAN, PART THE FIRST

The Lord and Spirit were feeling pretty good about what had happened. There it was, the entire universe, made and in order. There they were, man and woman. "A fine pair, if you ask me," Spirit said." Well, yeah," the Lord responded, "just let me get back to my poker game." Then the rest of the gods... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

PART THE THIRD -- MAN AND WOMAN

"Well, it seems there certainly is something missing," said Spirit. "Look, I've worked my fingers to the bone all day here and most of the week, giving you this and giving you that -- light, and dry land and things in the water and things in the sky and things on land. What else is there?" "Things... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

PART THE SECOND - GENESIS -- THE REST OF THE WEEK

So Spirit hovers around the earth on the fourth day, looking at her garden-- all the trees and grass and such and notices that it looks pretty sickly. She goes back to the Lord, says, "Can't you do something about my plants?" "What do you want me to do? I gave you the plants didn't I? I didn't... Sign in to see full entry.

PART THE FIRST - GENESIS -- IN THE BEGINNING . . .

Next word in the Bible after that is God. Actually, gods -- elohim. So it looks like we probably have "creation by committee". So the Elohim sat down and had a conference. There were the families. The Els: El Shaddai El Elyon El Olam Then there were the Adonai: Yahweh and Jehovah and there were the... Sign in to see full entry.

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