Saturday, September 4, 2004
10 Things that Really Suck
Buying boys' clothes. Finding an author you like and reading faster than they can publish new work, even if you give them a decade or two head start. A vacuum cleaner. Watching someone you admire screw up his or her life and knowing there isn't one freaking thing you can do to stop them. Never...
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Friday, September 3, 2004
10 Things I Want to do in the Next 12 Months
Survive Learn Flash Improve my use of Photoshop Go out with my husband without the kids at least once Add blogging capabilities to Whim's Place Home school the kiddos the pre-school curriculum Revamp the twins e-book I have listed with Lulu and have it offered as a book rather than an e-book Find a...
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Thursday, September 2, 2004
10 Things My Husband Doesn't Know
Where I keep my really, really, really secret diary. Our bank balance. How to fold sheets. Who or when I frst had sex. My most embarrassing moment. How to do his own taxes. How to be assertive. How I got the money to pay for his birthday gift. That I lost the expensive watch he bought me for my...
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Wednesday, September 1, 2004
10 Things I Bought at Costco Today
Boys Pull Ups Girls Pull Ups Diaper Wipes Dog Food Cat Food Milk, 3 gallons Eggs Pillows Gum Claritan D, 24 hour formula
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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
10 Things You Can't Say & Remain Tactful and Open to Compromise
You're a dumb ass, and so's your mother. Only an imbecile would see it that way. I've got a gun, and I know how to use it. You are wrong, and there is nothing you can say to change my mind. If you think I'm going to give in, you've got another think coming. This is your final chance, either give me...
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Monday, August 30, 2004
10 Unreasonable Expectations of My Son
Get out of bed without being reminded. Volunteer to take out the trash or mow the lawn. Straight A's. Tell me when he is out of lunch money. Not to throw a ball in the house. Wash his hands. Turn down an opportunity to see his dad in order to do something with me. Watch TV and clean up the living...
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Sunday, August 29, 2004
10 Weird Things I Like to Eat
Burned bacon. Oreo cookies with cheddar cheese. Fried chicken livers and gizzards. Cows tongue. Barbeque sauce on frozen burritos. Venison sausage. Frozen bananas. Apple slices with peanut butter. Poke greens with scrambled eggs.
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Saturday, August 28, 2004
10 Things I Would Do If I Were Rich
Hire a nanny. No. Two nannies! Convert Another Chapter from an online corporation to include hard-copy. Promote the hell out of it and add on a youth division. Set up a scholarship based on a combination of academic success, talent in the arts, and the ability to communicate effectively. Set my...
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Friday, August 27, 2004
10 Things I had in My Hope Chest
Set of china for 12. (Which I probably haven't used much more than 12 times.) The first quilt that I made myself. A silver bowl. A handwritten recipe book of all my grandmother's standards. Two casserole dishes. A lace tablecloth. A hammer and tool kit. Some self-made embroidered table scarfs. The...
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
10 Things I've Learned from my Dog
When you really need to pee, any old bush will do. The ball next door always bounces the highest. When in doubt, roll over and play dead. Not all assholes smell the same. Align yourself with the people you known to drop the most treats. Bark big, even when you aren't. Cats are evil. Nothing is as...
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