Wednesday, October 20, 2004
10 Things to do on a Rainy Day
Sleep, all day, waking up to pee and eat only. Clean out your closets. Teach your children the joy of playing in the rain. Write. Start a new blog to go with the 15 you already have. Watch old movies. Sit your houseplants outside for some fresh water and air. Be thankful it isn't snow. Start filling...
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Thursday, October 14, 2004
10 Pitfalls of Blogging
It's hard to get away with a lie when they've got it in writing. You never REALLY know who else is on the network. Your mother-in-law actually may be here. Time spent blogging could have been spent working off your fat ass. Ariala is draining us of our emotional energy in order to achieve the next...
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Monday, October 11, 2004
10 Appropriate Gifts for a Concubine Shower
Knee pads Anything made of leather Body jewelry Chains A copy of Concubine for Dummies, 5th ed. A copy of 1,001 Sexual Positions A Eunuch, purchased from Eunuchs 'R Us Multi-colored veils Serving dishes The collectors full edition of "I Dream of Jennie" episodes on dvd
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Saturday, October 9, 2004
10 Favorite Firsts
My first kiss. Still ranks in the top 5 best kisses. My first kiss shared with my husband. First time my baby kicked. First new car. First fan letter for my writing. First Danielle Steele novel, read in class, while trying to look like an inconspicuous 7th grader who wasn't reading about sex. My...
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Thursday, October 7, 2004
10 Things You Need to be a Film Director
Weird Name Baseball Cap Friends in High Places A Beard A Quirk One of those Cool Folding Chairs A Guess Spot Directing a TV Show A MEGAPHONE A Press Photo of You Behind the Camera Directing A Damn Famous Film To find out why, visit http://www.exposure.co.uk/eejit/10direct/, my source for this list.
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Wednesday, October 6, 2004
10 Things the Kiddos got for their Birthday
Chalkboard/Drymarker board on easel. CD player w/12 cds. Little People tea party set. Little People car wash set. Clothes. Play makeup. Lots and lots of chalk. Noisey cars. Pop Rocks.
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004
10 Favorite Dead Actors
Carey Grant Gene Kelly Three Stoogies Jackie Gleason Marilyn Monroe Judy Garland Audrey Hepburn John Candy Dean Martin Redd Foxx Benny Hill Bob Hope Jack Lemmon Tony Curtis Red Skelton Bette Davis Rita Hayworth Dinah Shore Audey Murphy Ben Murphy
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Monday, October 4, 2004
10 Favorite Living Actors/Actresses
Angelina Jolie Johnny Depp Sandra Bullock Julia Roberts James Garner John Cusak Val Kilmer Dennis Quaid Kathleen Turner Will Smith
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Friday, October 1, 2004
10 Things to do with Plastic Grocery Sacks
Faux finish your walls through a process called bagging. The finish resembles leather. Use them to pooper scoop the backyard and clean out the litter box, or carry one with you when you walk the dog. Line small trash cans. Keep several in your car for such occasions as that unexpected dirty diaper...
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Thursday, September 30, 2004
10 Blogger Cross-Breeding Questions
If you crossed Whim with Wham, what would you get? If you crossed Aardvard with Wiley Coyote, what would you get? What if you crossed Jemmie211 with Jimmy68? What about BeachBelle and SunnyBeach7? I want to cross breed Original Influence with InherentRights. Now that one would be interesting. If you...
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