Friday, December 31, 2004
10 Reasons to have Children
Revenge They are like puppies and grow up slower. They believe pretty much anything you tell them. For the first few years, you are god. Hugs and kisses. Children's clothing is more fun to buy than adults. They find pleasure in the simplest things. To give you an excuse to replace everything you...
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Thursday, December 23, 2004
10 Things I Never Want to Do
Get a tattoo. Out live my children. Spend my life in prison. Jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Eat live bugs. Forget my heritage. Spend more money on my appearance than my families health and well being. Find lying easy. Watch a Chevy Chase movie marathon. Give up chocolate.
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Saturday, November 20, 2004
10 Wish List of Laws
It should be deemed illegal to advertise a product through any means without stating the price up front. Any child who passes through the school system from third grade forward without knowing how to read or write should result in jail time for the parents, teachers, and school administrators. There...
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Thursday, November 18, 2004
10 Things About My Day
Locked myself out of my office AND my bedroom at the same time. Lost the bonding that was put on my teeth last week. Order pies for Thanksgiving. Colby pottyed on the potty for the second day in a row. Bought some of my favors, Little Debbie Swiss Rolls with Cherry Creme Filling. Ran across a skull...
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Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Spammers Blacklist
Have you ever received one of those mysterious emails that says they found your website on a spammers list? Well, look what I found! A spammers blacklist. Feel free to forward all your spam to any of these sites. 123adultsearch.com acl02.org agedwife.com agnitum.com an-nasr.com answerbus.com...
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Saturday, November 13, 2004
10 Reasons I Haven't Been Around Much in Almost 10 Days
Been doing some volunteer work. Got volunteered to do some paying work. Sick kids. Sick me. Bought some books. Did my Christmas shopping. Mental laps. Research. Adding homeschooling to my schedule meant something had to give. BORED with the same old, same old around here. Not sure how to fix it. Not...
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Wednesday, November 3, 2004
10 Things I've Done in the Past 10 Days
Held sick babies. Whined because I am now sick and confined to my room, alone, with the door locked, and the children on the other side. Sent 50 books to new homes so they can be read instead of collecting dust. Sent 500 blank Christmas cards to the soldiers in Iraq so they can send them to their...
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Monday, October 25, 2004
10 Things I've Learned by Cleaning Out My Bookshelves
I am a book whore. I read a lot of books I wouldn't be caught dead writing. For someone who says she seldom reads erotica, I've managed to collect quite a bit of it over the years. Is that because I am too embarassed to give it away? My son is a worse book whore than I am. Books do not last forever....
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Friday, October 22, 2004
10 Ways to Improve Your Blog Ranking
Mention Ariala's name in the title or first line. Use as many blogger names as you can in each post. Many bloggers do a search for their name daily and will visit just to see what you said about them. Fiend a tragedy in your life. Comment often, preferably on those who comment the least, that way,...
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10 Reasons for 'Poor Me' Yesterday
I broke a nail. Somehow, without our knowledge, our checking account and savings account went from slightly plump to empty. I am praying for a bank fuck up. Bookkeeper for client once again, after three years, forgot how to process A/R in Quickbooks. I had to put gas in my car. Ok. So it was the...
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