Monday, July 25, 2005
10 Reasons Men Can't Be Trusted
They won't asked for directions; therefore you can ever be sure they are on the right track. One track mind. Need I say more? As foreign species, they have different concepts of honesty, romance, and togetherness than the more stable species of females. Majority of the males think with their little...
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Friday, July 22, 2005
10 Things to Do with Catalogs
Make a collage. Donate them to the art department at the local elementary school or preschool. Use them to prop up the coffee table that your children busted while playing WWF. The old standard, replacement for real toilet paper. Return to send as junk mail. Stack them up on a chair and use as a...
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Thursday, July 21, 2005
10 Things about Blogging
I ran into this article about blogging, which shows how far we have come as bloggers. It is worth your time to read a few of the blogs. http://www.time.com/time/personoftheyear/2004/poymoments.html
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
10 Things Scheduled for the Weekend
Carpet cleaning. A trip to Science City so the twins can ride the escalator. 3,000 words on the current manuscript. Weed eating. Cleaning out the drain to the shower. Bake chocolate chip cookies (not me, hubby and the kids). Finish sewing nightgowns. Laundry. Lots and lots of laundry every day for...
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Friday, July 1, 2005
10 Things I Learned from My Kids
Corningware is not childproof. Children also like to mark their territory, both with urine and fingerprints. A blankie and a band-aid will solve everything. When given the choice between sleeping and going to the bathroom, it's much better to go to the bathroom. If a little chapstick or make up is...
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Monday, May 2, 2005
10 Things To Do To Get More Attention for an Ugly Child (Scoop)
Teach your ugly child how to do stupid human tricks. Dress the ugly child in adorable costumes when going out in public. Can we all say plastic surgery for infants? Do your parental best to show all your children the same amount of attention. Make sure your ugly child gets a superior education, so...
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005
10 Things I Learned from my Family
Only the weak need family support. Mom comes and mom goes but heartaches are forever. Divorce and time in prison are forgivable, but God forbid if you get fat, rich, or practical. Never, not ever, refuse to loan money to a relative if you want to remain part of the family. You must accept everything...
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005
10 Terms Synonymous with Teenager
Walking hormones. Mentally challenged. Confused. Embarrassed. Oxymoron. Abused. Rebel. Bored. Know-it-all. Peer Pressured.
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Tuesday, February 1, 2005
10 Unusual Things About My Week
Finished my taxes without resorting to drink. After staying up until 2 am finishing the taxes, the twins broke in and pour nail polish remover all over the back up. Twins cleaned my office suprisingly well, considering they are 2 and weren't ask to do so. After cleaning my office, they decided to...
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Saturday, January 8, 2005
10 Signs Your Child's Diet Needs Help
Her first words are "Candy Cane." It takes him 15 secs to announce he is finished eating the only three bites of his food he intends to eat, but he will sit there until the entire slice of cake is gone, then lick the plate. She thinks sharing means a bite for the dog, then a bite for her. She can...
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