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Tuesday, June 7, 2005

as told by my 12old boy

My son told me a good joke yesterday which he heard from a kid with a "bad" leg in his theatre class...here it goes. This guy is taking a shower and anothe guys walks in. The second guy asks the first guy, "how come you got a cork up your ass?" "Its a long story but I'll tell you anyway, says the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

HELL CANADA

checking my emails from the Internet Café. I have been without it since Monday. Back to the Stone Age is what it feels like. Hopefully it will be back up tomorrow as promised by HELL CANADA. oh I meant BELL CANADA. LOVE, VIB Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 9, 2004

Icebreakers

10 icebreakers - Collected here and there between Montreal/New York, San Francisco and Budapest. San Francisco: I'm a gay man trapped in a straight woman's body. Is that your son in the pink tutu? You must be so proud. We need a third sex. Man woman, woman woman, man man, man woman man, woman woman... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 1, 2004

Fish

Family is like fish. After 3 days it starts to stink. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Dalai Lama's humour

Recently visiting Ottawa, the Dalai Lama was asked by a local newsman how come that whoever came into his presence noticed the serenity tha emanates from his Holiness. The reporter wanted to know where that serenity came from, expecting a very buddhist response..the Dalai Lama COMPLETELY surprised... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 26, 2004

black and white menu

Everything is good for you if it doesn’t kill you. Monday Macaroni with parmesan cheese black coffee blanc-mange Tuesday Steamed Rice Black Olives Tapioca Wednesday Steamed Rice Black beans Vanilla ice Cream Thursday Steamed rice Cauliflower Marshmallows Friday Tofu Black eyed Peas Vanilla Pudding... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 23, 2004

Why do seaguls live by the sea?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? because if they lived by the bay they would be called bagels. you like???? ooxoxox Ane Sign in to see full entry.

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