Saturday, June 19, 2004
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic. Sign in to see full entry.
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Tuesday, June 8, 2004
Models
The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said. "I've never tried to kiss a model before," he... Sign in to see full entry.
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Sunday, June 6, 2004
The Bridge ( thought it was well worth reviving )
The Bridge A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one desire." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, June 4, 2004
Microsoft employees
Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin? Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself. The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be. And the third was in Tech... Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, June 3, 2004
Accidents will happen
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Three wishes
Three guys, a Canadian, an Iraqi and an Israeli are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, May 28, 2004
They come back
Thoughts are like boomerangs. Why? Your own very thoughts Comes back to repay you or haunt you. And It pays to remember that. Sign in to see full entry.
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The graceful Snow Swan Does not Take a bath To make itself White Neither do we Need to do Anything Other than Be ourselves For every Single human Is unique And unrepeatable Be yourself And strive To be Happy Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, May 27, 2004
SARS
There have now been 4 cases of SARS confirmed in Newfoundland: 1 SAR throat, 1 SAR back, and 2 gay guys: 1 with a SAR dick and the other with a SAR arse. Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Where is my Mark?
Long with whiteness Of snow chip flowers Days of promises Rising towers Together we leapt You held the point I had the brains But too many joints In your embrace All came too easy You poke it hard Mine was breezy We had few tiffs Here and there I was the vixen You my bear Handsome brute Always on... Sign in to see full entry.
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