Friday, June 25, 2004
The greatest of all mistakes in life
Is to do nothing because you can only do little So do what you can it is a must Cheers VIVA
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Sunday, June 20, 2004
Letter to my DOG and CATS
Dear Dog and Cats, When I say move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle...
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Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Aussie slang
I'm hungry: "I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies." "I could eat the horse and chase the jockey." "So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread." "I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair." "So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck." I'm...
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Friday, June 4, 2004
Three mice
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set...
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Thursday, June 3, 2004
NOT NOW YOU STUPID KID
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Me at 9 month
SERIOUS STUFF THIS WORLD THEY BROUGHT ME TOO
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Monday, May 31, 2004
Relics of the old sugarcane farm at Cattle creek
On the familiar rise and in total acceptance The lowset Queenslander characterises its presence In harshly worn, tatty and weary state Dehydration, succumbing its weatherboards Revealing that industrious terms had migrated elsewhere But resonance are still heard from cattle creek With spring water...
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Thursday, May 27, 2004
What is LOVE?
LOVE Is letting Go of fear To be upset Over what you don't have Is to waste what you do have. LET YOUR FEARS LOW AWAY WITH THE WIND
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Remember this?
Once upon a time, there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the fourth wife the most and adorned her with and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the third wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he...
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004
MONKEY BUSINESS
A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a Command Sergeants Major (CSM) from the local airfield walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a 6114 monkey, please." The man nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a...
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