Adventures in Psychosis

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Friday, May 20, 2005

Our country is suffering from Deityrrhea

Wow, talk about crazy town. There’s so much talk about religion and God and this and that, and I’m one of the people propagating it! I suddenly feel like I need a shower. You see, I’ve discovered another new state/condition that requires attention and research. It is either called “Deityrrhexis”, a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Lackofopiniontosis (and some bloody eyes)

Who do I call to register newly discovered diseases and conditions? I think I’ve found a new one. I call it Lackofopiniontosis. The symptoms include: Extreme impressionability, lack of confidence/spine, and most noticeably, the inability to form a personal opinion. I discovered this disease last... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Come watch my sanity slowly slip away

First off let me say thank you to everyone who left me comment on my post yesterday. Thank you. Forgive me for not responding to them right now, but my life just got a little more difficult. Have you ever seen someone and for reasons you can’t explain been compelled to watch them? I was getting out... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

My mind is crooked and I can't think straight. Does what I say make sense?

There’s one thing in particular regarding religion that I just cannot seem to swallow. All throughout history violence has been brought upon people in the name of one god or another. Holy wars are a huge part of our history, and it’s almost silly to think of how many of these holy wars were fought... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 16, 2005

How to live a happy life

Perhaps the key to living a happy life is a lot simpler than I originally thought! Today has been a pretty craptastic day so far. Work is killing me, I got a flat tire on the way home for lunch and my roommate’s girlfriend was a complete bitch to me when I walked in the door. Grr what a craptacular... Sign in to see full entry.

Where do I go from here?

I swear I have to stop doing this to myself. I have been up and down and up and down over and over again about this one girl. First I think we’ll end up together, then I think we won’t, then the cycle repeats itself again. Maybe what I should do is just convince myself that hey, I’m not ready for a... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

One Step Closer to the End of Humanity

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, the human race is in dire jeopardy. Or, well, it will be in a while. Well, ok, so maybe in 50 years or so. Allow me to explain. As I posted before, I’ve been thinking of writing my own little Artificial Intelligence simulation of a human being. Today marks the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 13, 2005

My own little Crusade

I’ve embarked on my own little crusade, and any help anyone could offer would be fantastic. You see, I went to go see that movie Kingdom of Heaven about a week ago. Talk about an awesome movie. But anyhow, the truth is I don’t know all too much about the Crusades and what started them etc etc. I’m... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Adventures in Utilities!

Here’s a little story about my recent adventures with the San Jose Water Company! You see, in my current household I manage the utilities and what not. The accounts are all in my name, my name is the primary on the lease, blah blah blah. So when, a couple days ago, the San Jose Water Co. came by and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

A News Story That Made Me Smile, And Will Make You Smile Too =)

Enough of the negative stuff. Here’s a news story that made me smile a big huge smile. Chuck O’Brien, the former lead prosthetics guy for the TV show CSI, has left his job in Hollywood and found a new career creating prosthetic limbs for accident victims and soldiers wounded in battle. They make... Sign in to see full entry.

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