Friday, February 2, 2007
Overheard between two athletes in the Olympic Village: "Are you a pole vaulter?" "No, I'm German; but how did you know my name was Walter?" Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Penguin in the Street
A man was walking down a busy city street when he saw a penguin coming the other way. Realising that it might be in danger from speeding traffic, He took it gently by a wing and began leading it towards a quieter neighborhood. When he saw a policeman, he asked him what he ought to do with the... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Rich Wife, Poor Wife
Carol and Susan had always been loving sisters; but after Carol married a millionaire banker and Susan married a garbage collector, they grew apart. The week after Christmas they met for coffee. "So, what did Michael give you for Christmas?" Susan asked Carol. "Well," said Carol, "on Christmas... Sign in to see full entry.