Limericks

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Monday, December 3, 2007

Fishbait

I do not care much for debate It sound more like nails on a slate. When candidates boast of offering most it wouldn't tempt me as fish bait. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Dollar

The dollar ain't doin' too well. The euro has shot it to hell. The rate of exchange is worse than the mange unless you bought plenty of Shell. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Fish Bait

I do not care much for debate. It sounds more like nails on a slate. When candidates boast of doing the most it wouldn't tempt me as fish bait. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Noose

Whenever you want to cut loose by drawing or showing a noose please do not forget that most people bet such displaying will cook your goose. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Raking of Leaves

The raking of leaves is too hard for someone with my ton of lard. I wait for the breeze to empty the trees and blow 'em into the next yard. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Christmas Shopping

Your Christmas shopping should be done before December has begun. In fact if merchants had their way you'd Christmas shop each single day. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Bernanke

Bernanke tells Congress he'll make recession fears all but a fake. He may take things slow but that goes to show a funeral needs a good wake. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

The Army Takes Care of Its Own

The Army takes care of its own unless you are broke and alone. Then homeless you'll be in every city, your pillow a very nice stone. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

The General Knows Best

In Pakistan law is a pest. The General knows what is best. No more Supreme Court he says with a snort while Uncle Sam pays like a guest. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Glass Fuses

Remember when fuses were glass? When Catholics used Latin in Mass? Typewriters held sway. We used cash to pay and Arabs had no use for gas. Sign in to see full entry.

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