Texas Gemley's Believe or Not

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

A.A.A.D.D.

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Laughter Is Good Medicine

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from... Sign in to see full entry.

Did You Know?

Three Union soldiers on the morning of September 13, 1862 spot a paper package lying in the grass. The soldiers were in a clover field two miles south of Frederick, Maryland. When they opened the package they find 3 cigars and a two-page letter written by Confederate General Robert E. Lee. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 4, 2009

True Texan

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 2. "Vacation" means going to the family reunion. 3. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. 4. You measure distance in minutes. 5. You know several people who have hit a deer. 6. Your... Sign in to see full entry.

Little Known State Laws

W ere are a few state laws that were put on the books from years gone by....most of which have never been rescinded. So be careful out there! In Oklahoma, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate on private property in groups of three or more. In Minnesota, it is illegal to... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

A LiTtLe TrIvA

What are 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet that begins with the letter "S". Sign in to see full entry.

Texas Translations

ENJOY! The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving Translation: Not overly-intelligent. Tighter than bark on a tree Translation: Not very generous. Big hat, no cattle Translation: All talk and no action. We've howdied but we ain't shook yet Translation: We've made a brief acquaintance, but not... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Texas isms

* She could talk the legs off a chair. * He's all hat and no horse. * If that ain't a fact, God's a possum. * So dry the catfish are carrying canteens. * He's so busy, you'd think he was twins. * He'll squeeze a nickel till the buffalo hollers. * It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs. * Cold... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post... Sign in to see full entry.

Could This Help?

Share this Chart with everyone Apples Protects your heart prevents constipation Blocks diarrhea Improves lung capacity Cushions joints Apricots Combats cancer Controls blood pressure Saves your eyesight Shields against Alzheimer's Slows aging process Artichokes Aids digestion Lowers cholesterol... Sign in to see full entry.

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