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Monday, May 11, 2009

What Would You Do?

Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered... Sign in to see full entry.

Vacation - Is that a Chinese Dish?

The summer months are upon us, and a time that people will take a vacation. Vacation? What's that, a Chinese dish? lol I am alsmost grown - 57 yo now - but I have never been a real vacation. We have gone to Louisiana a few times to see my wife;s grandmother, aunt, uncle & cousins. We flew to North... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Honey - Here Are The Facts

I found the following facts interesting and hope you will too. Are any of you beekeepers? Tell me what you think. Honey Bee Facts #1: What's In The Hive? Domestic hives may have over 80,000 bees. Castes in colony: 3 (queen, workers,& drone). There is only one queen in a hive and her main purpose in... Sign in to see full entry.

Who Is Your Role Model

FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET, DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO It's CRAZY how accurate this is! 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3 4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

A Nice Reminder...

YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: 'It's impossible' God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27 ) You say: 'I'm too tired' God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: 'Nobody really loves me' God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: 'I can't go on' God says: My... Sign in to see full entry.

Cowboy Boots

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one! Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Airline Cabin Announcements

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you're able) passengers were... Sign in to see full entry.

Ugly is as ugly does

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Famous Mothers Quotes

Michelangelo's Mother: "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?" Mona Lisa's Mother: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?" Columbus' Mother: "I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Why Women Are So Special

I received this in an email and it is too good not to share. If you have seen it before and even recently, it is worth another read. Women truly are special! Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make... Sign in to see full entry.

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