Dear Starbucks ...
The next time a Starbucks barista corrects the wording of my order, or gives me the "tisk tisk" look for not saying "grande" in the right place, I'm going to say, "Oh, hey, can you tell me if a fetus is a protected person for the purposes of a restraining order? No? K, you do your job and I'll do... Sign in to see full entry.