Tuesday, October 17, 2006
I'm Not In The Mood
No. I don't have a headache. I don't have anything wrong with me (not more...
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Monday, October 16, 2006
My Epiglottis Is Getting Lazy
Maybe its just getting tired from 69 years of being on call day and night...
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Sunday, October 15, 2006
Could You Work In A Chocolate Factory Without Getting Fat?
Whatever happened to self-restraint? The self-restrained man sleeps in...
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Saturday, October 14, 2006
Do Something! Anything! Just Do It!
Doo-it...doo-it, chik...chik, sqwee...sqwee, oo-r-r-ree...oo-r-r-ree. I...
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Thursday, October 12, 2006
I Refuse To Pay What I Do Not Owe!
I couldn't believe it! Me with my perfect credit record, always pay on...
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