This, That and The Other

Friday, April 27, 2007

Public Service Announcement

WATER....... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 quart of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 pound of E - coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 pound of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

The Ya-Ya Sisters

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

SHRIMP ANYONE???? ----

One morning around 5a.m, 22-year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out of the wrong... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

The YaYa Sisters

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Why Men should not take messages .....

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Sunday, April 1, 2007

Ouch and double OUCH!!

A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out for the evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 26, 2007

Blind Drunk

A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 18, 2007

Ping Pong Anyone?

A 20-year-old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (as you do)?!!. The concrete then hardened (no shit!), causing constipation and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Boob lover

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Tough Decision?

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