Sunday, February 16, 2014

Confessions Of A Holy Roller

all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. so you're saying that because of the monuments men, hitler didn't triumph after all? he caused his pain you remind me of the prayer of jabez. oh, that guy in the old testament that that unscrupulous writer made a mint over. yes, that's... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Your Toes Are Not Thawed Yet?

aren't you glad the winter is almost over? yes, I sure am. my toes are still frozen from january. what? you mean you haven't thawed them out yet? nope. but you must remember i am speaking hyperbolically. ah yes, good old hyperbole where would we be without exaggeration. not sure but it does come in... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 14, 2014

He Stands In Awe

You are so talented at what you do. Telemarketing? Yes, you're making good money. Not really. How do you do it? Very carefully. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Married Life -- What's For DInner?

where have YOU been? out catching butterfles. yeah? well, wipe that silly grin off your face and make me some dinner. who made me your lackey? you did when i married you. oh, really? since when is that in our contract? it's what wives are supposed to do. not if their husband's cook. I don't cook. i... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Bouquets In The Budget

Harry, when do you expect to be done with that budget? Just as soon as I get all the numbers crunched. Well, hurry up I want to fly to the moon. That's the trouble with you Margaret, always wanting to do things you know we can't afford. Oh, silly! It's just an expression of speech. That's nice. What... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Poetry And Jigsaw Puzzles - Harry And Margaret Are A Team

Alright Harry, I can't find it. Can't find what? That poem about love and marriage. Yes, dear there are lots of them. I mean the one you claim edgar guest wrote. He wrote the famous line my grandmother often quoted. What famous line is that? It takes a heap 'O livin' in a house to call it home.... Sign in to see full entry.

Edgar Guest Wrote A Lot Of Poetry About Love And Marriage

say what? I SAID you're not very thoughtful always leaving that window open. you remind me of that poem. WHAT poem? that poem about love and marriage and how one likes the window open and the other likes it closed and that sort of thing. who wrote the poem and what is the title? let me think. well,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

When Will Samantha Ever Learn How To Drive?

Helen, where are you going? I have to go pick up Samantha from ball practice. Oh, hurry back. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

TV Time Warp -- How'd That Happen?

Oh look, Mr. Wiffle is using Charmin again. Good God, not again. Oh honey, it’s been years since we’ve seen him. That’s not Mr. Wiffle. How do you know? He’s not squeezing it right and besides he’s probably dead by now. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Moving Her Stuff

What do you mean you’re going back to California? Just what I said. What are you gonna do with all your stuff? Take it with me. Oh yeah? And how are you going to pay for that? F.U. money. What’s F.U. money? You figure it out. Sign in to see full entry.

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