Saturday, March 1, 2014

This Isn't Iowa. It's Heaven.

This is how you lay a brick. Oh really? this is how you build a house. No, this is how you build a cathedral. Whoppee. I just built a stadium and the dallas cowboys will play in it. I suppose you're going to tell me you got a vision. If i build it they will come. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 28, 2014

She's Getting Feeble

help! I've fallen and I can't get up! what's your problem? just get on your knees and get up. okay, but first i have to sing a tune. you've already spoken a registered trademark. whatever. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Warning: These Tunes Could Get Stuck In Your Heart! STOP IT!

... ohh say can you see? stop it! you're annoying people with your songs. i can't help it... by the dawn's early light. what's gotten into you? i went back to church after a three month hiatus. so now you're singing songs. yup. well knock it off. you're gonna get clobbered with hugs from that aussie... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

planning a trip to see the company i work for (maybe)

look over there! it's rocky river, ohio. i wonder if i'll see those people i work for. sure you will. go have lunch with your boss. sounds like a good idea then i can put a face to her name. and it's only a 12 hour drive from here. and i could check out an AA meeting in Akron where it all began.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 21, 2014

Singing Old Songs

what's the buzz, tell me what's happening. I remember that song. Jesus Christ Superstar. tell me what's happening. hang on Lord, we're gonna fight for you. now you have it in YOUR head! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

A Tip Of The Iceburg

what do you mean you're a philosopher. Aren't we all? Oh but I'm a much deeper thinker than your average bear. If you were any deeper I'd hear echoes everytime I spoke to you. You mean you can't hear them now? No. Say BANANAS at the top of your lungs. Why? It always echoed back to us out at the... Sign in to see full entry.

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Sharron, take me to the ball game please. Can't you? You know I'm blind and my dog is on vacation. Oh, I suppose. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Don't Look Now

would you stop being such a monkey's uncle? I would if i could. you could at least try!!! hey, it's almost Spring. what? made you look. I still see ten feet of snow on the ground. well, i'll be a monkey's uncle. STOP IT!!!! Stop it now or you'll wish you were a monkey's uncle! Sign in to see full entry.

Too Much Television

bad boys bad boys what's ya gonna do when they come for you? why are you singing that stupid song? my mother used to watch their show. about the cops catching bad guys? they're not all bad. not until proven guilty in a court of law. Sign in to see full entry.

Blinking Socks

where on earth did you get those socks? Mary gave them to me for Valentines Day. aren't they nice? A little wild with all those hearts in blinking pink. Battery operated. There's a AAA battery in each of them. Don't ever wash them. You know I won't. Kind of a waste of money don't you think? Not... Sign in to see full entry.

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