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My 8 year old daughter tried out for her second grade talent show. She decided to sing a song that she had made up all by herself. I told her that I would post it here on Blogit and all of my blogger buddies would see her performance and comment. Only Taps viewed and commented. You can make amends... Sign in to see full entry.

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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks "I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming in to work today......" Sign in to see full entry.

A teacher in Texas has just been fired for beating a 13 year old student. It does not matter what the student did, he did not deserve to be beaten as he lay on the floor. A fellow student captured the incident on his cell phone. A newlywed bride decided to off her husband because she found another.... Sign in to see full entry.

So much talk about weight loss here recently. Seems that once you get older, when gravity starts affecting things, it gets harder and harder to lose weight. When I was younger, I could eat anything that I wanted to and not gain an ounce. I once ate a 52 ounce porter house steak just to say that I... Sign in to see full entry.

At any given moment: FACT: 79,000,000 people are in engaged in sex... right now FACT: 58,000,000 Are kissing FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex FACT: 1 old timer is reading e-mails Hang in there sunshine!!! Sign in to see full entry.

You see it everyday.......Your elevator stops, the doors open to let you off on your floor, You try to exit but the people waiting to get on move forward. You are getting ready to make a right turn, the light is red, a guy pulls up next to you so close to the street that you can't see around him. An... Sign in to see full entry.

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Happy Mothers Day!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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