A Knights Tale

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

GET OVER IT ALREADY!!!

What happened to Blogit? It used to be a place to read and to write meaningful things, funny things, creative things and about individual lives. Blog wars as they are known continue to burn hot. Many a good blogger has quit, unable to take it anymore. Still, it continues with post after post of this... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 23, 2007

ANOTHER QUESTION TO PROVOKE THOUGHT

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Tims question to ponder

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea,does that mean that one enjoys it? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why are'nt people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice......is it disgruntled? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

WHY IT'S GOOD TO SPEAK ENGLISH

I returned from overseas and needed to exchange some currency so I went to the currency exchange window at a local bank. Short line, just one guy in front of me. An Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars, and he was a little irritated. He asked the teller, "why it change? Yesterday I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Running for President

Damn!! Seems like there are many who want to be president. Many elected officials are now running. This brings up a question, if the senators that are running are still senetors, while they are out campaining how are they doing there job? They are still being paid, but they are not there to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

CONGRATULATIONS........YOU HAVE BEEN PRE-SELECTED

That was the greeting that I got when I answered the phone. I had been pre-approved for one thing or another. Gee!! Wasn't that great?!! Now, I have received many things in the mail that have said that I was pre- selected to apply. What the heck is that? Anyway, the lady seemed very happy, one of... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

THIS JUST IN............FROM THE MOVIES

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.........film at 11 Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

DO YOU PISS OFF YOUR NEIGHBORS?

What do you normally do on New years? Do you even stay up for it anymore? What traditions do you have? We do the countdown and then light as many fireworks as we can in a seven minute period. Let's face it, it's late, and too much would piss off the neighbors!! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

WHAT WAS THE GREATEST GIFT EVER?

Some will answer the question with something like....."it was the day my child was born....." or something to that affect. I don't want to know about those......I want the most memorable material gift that you have ever received. For me, I had asked for a Harley (you don't get unless you... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 15, 2006

ARTIST AND SONG

Can you name this tune and it's artist? "don't disguise your innuendos......." Sign in to see full entry.

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