Life Sucks--So Learn to Laugh

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Saturday, February 5, 2005

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Friday, February 4, 2005

What religion??

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there. One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 31, 2005

The Sex Fairy

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! On second thought, this isn't hilarious, it's serious stuff. 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 28, 2005

The Yankee Hero

When a man in Macon, Ga., came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

George & Edith

George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, had been seeing each other for 2 years when they decided that life was too short and they might as well be together for the rest of their lives. Excited about their decision to become newlyweds, they went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and what plans need to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Bull Auction

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 21, 2005

Prescription

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you cyanide to kill... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

West Texas Woman

West Texas women are a different breed of women. We are survivors and we have an unbridled attitude... A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Forgive your Enemies

The preacher's Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies." He began by asking, "How many have forgiven their enemies?" About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question. All responded, except one elderly lady. "Mrs.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Mental Health

Where mental health is a serious issue, this is just a title for this post. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly... Sign in to see full entry.

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