Far Be It For Me To Complain, But...

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

This Life Hurts Too Much...

I don't know how much longer I can hang on....What did I do to deserve such pain? I have and still give much to others. I give what I can.... I feel for those in pain...Jesus, I do. I give part of my own self, my own being, my own soulful heart to others... whether being at work at the animal... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 9, 2004

It's Never Easy to Say Goodbye to Friends, but I Have No Choice.

Well, it’s never easy to say goodbye to anyone you consider a friend, and that is what I consider so many of you. I wouldn’t go if I had the choice, but I don’t. You see, I am being forced to meet someone named Ivan who is to arrive in Florida by Tuesday. He is being sent directly by his dad, Satan... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 6, 2004

I'm Back! I'm Alive! Frances Kicked Our Butts!!

We're in the last hours of that bitch Frances now and we just got our electricity back after 2 days. Two loooonnngggg days of being without air conditioning, flushing toilets, ice, television, lights, etc. Man, it sucked the big one. I didn't realize Frances had her own Remodeling Service. I thought... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 4, 2004

What Kind of Innocent Trouble Could a Hillbilly Possibly Find in the Woods?

You'd be surprised! Two Indians and a Tennessee hillbilly were walking in the woods when all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 29, 2004

Bloggers Have Said Many Different Things About Me...This Crosses the Line

I’ve been told by many people on and off Blogit that I am strange, odd, nuts, and the list can go on and on, but I have proof that I am not alone. Read this and you may see me as a bit more sane from now on. Maybe. (Well, it’s worth a shot for me to try, in my defense, anyway.) In my opinion, “A... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Okay! My Physical Body is Very Deceiving. But, Am I Really to Blame?

You see, it seems my body likes to play tricks on me. All my life, I have had irregular periods (I bet you men really wanted to know that!) but I could miss a whole month now and then and that is not unusual for me. (Plenty of “scares” throughout the years, if ya know what I mean.) But, the cramps,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 6, 2004

The Aggressive, Yet Unidentified Honker on the Road: Spitfire's Solution!

We have all heard the newest types of ring styles on cell phones. Some just ring, some have a little jingle or song, and some even cluck like a chicken (Lord knows why) but if our society has evolved into such technology, why shouldn’t we use that technique for a purposeful and informative benefit... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 1, 2004

I am a comedian who can entertain others but not myself. Now I want out...

To Be Thin, Pretty & Happy, or Feel Fat, ugly, but Not Depressed?? I hate taking this f-ing medication. I want to stop but I’m too afraid of going crazy again. This new medication "W" that has been added to my daily meds doesn’t seem to be so bad. It’s just the sexual side effects of the "Z" that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 30, 2004

I'm Calling a U.S. Based Company Where No One Speaks ENGLISH???

I recently wrote an email to one of my credit card companies (Capital One) because their website was down and I always pay online through it. Here it is... Hello. I have been trying to pay my monthly bill online as I always do each month, however, I have been trying to do so for hours to no avail... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 26, 2004

Waving & Flapping My Arms in My Driveway Like An Escaped Lunatic

while my neighbors watched me looking as if I were having some type of violent seizure. I realize many of you may now be convinced that your very own SpitFire is a bit odder than you originally thought due to my recent posts, Today Was One of My Hairy Throat Days and the follow up blog, Besides My... Sign in to see full entry.

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