My Humble Opinion and Other Works:

In my humble opinion... Men are morons. They purposefully commit obvious rude offenses against women, or else falsely accuse them in fits of jealous rage, and then they think they know what women are about and what they want as a consequence of their continually aggressive pushiness and their resultant "official records." This morning, my husband had cooked four eggs in a small pan together, and I told him they looked poached. I continued with the observation, "I wonder why they call a kind of... Sign in to see full entry.