The Consumate Clutz
Clumsy, klutz, awkward, graceless, butterfingered, spaz, lummox. All are words that can easily describe me. I have always been that way. When I was a child, my Grandfather called me Clem Caddilehopper because I was so clumsy. This is the same grandfather that also called me Crisco (fat in the... Sign in to see full entry.