Friday, August 27, 2004
Definition: Incestuosity
This one's for you, T. How small of a world can this place be? 6 billion people, and growing. Isn't the population of the planet supposed to double every 20 years or so? OK, maybe that's not quite right, but it sure sounds good. How could the hot chick my coworkers and I ogled like, well, the high...
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Wednesday, June 30, 2004
You know you're getting old...
You know you're getting old when you pluck a nose hair, and it comes out completely white!
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Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Help! I can't even fit into a bathroom stall!
Put yourself into my position. No, not the one where I bend over and grab my ankles...I only do that at work. If I step into a bathroom stall and find myself unable to close the door, is it because I'm getting fat, or is it because the stall is too small? I would think that the guy who installed the...
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Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Do you know how hot it is in St. Louis?
I've lived in California pretty much my entire life, except for brief periods when I traveled abroad on vacations or to other states in the continental U.S. for work. The point of me telling you that little fact is to let you know how spoiled I am as far as weather goes. Not only do I live in...
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Friday, June 11, 2004
To be in love...
You know that diamond commercial where the guy yells out in a crowded square, "I LOVE THIS WOMAN!", and she shushes him as though he has lost his mind? And then he proposes to her with a diamond....and suddenly, she jumps all over him and responds, "I love him, I love him, I love him, I love...
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Friday, June 4, 2004
Definition: DSL
Even if you're not internet savvy, you may have heard of DSL. You may have even seen it without being aware of it. I know I have, and now I have the definition for it. DSL: Deep Suction Lips. You just gotta love someone with DSL.
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Tuesday, June 1, 2004
What's a bad date?
When you go on a blind date with a chick, bring her to a party, then ignore her for half the night.... What's worse than that??.... When you tell your guy friends to go spend time with her because you don't want to.... What's worse than that??... When you all go to another party together, and you...
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Saturday, May 29, 2004
If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
You have to follow the normal rules of wishing, meaning: 1) You can't wish for true love, unless you know exactly who you're wishing for to be your true love. 2) You can't wish for the dead to come back to life. 3) You can't wish for more wishes. Beyond that, there are no boundaries. My friend asked...
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Friday, May 28, 2004
This weekend is going to rock!
Can you feel it? Are the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end? Mine are. I feel this electric current running through my body. I have no idea what I'll be doing this weekend, but whatever it is, I know it's going to be amazing. It's just one of those weekends where you know all sorts of...
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Thursday, May 27, 2004
Hot damnit! A new Blogit look in between clicks!
That was pretty cool. I guess Blogit just got a facelift, right between my clicks. One moment I'm looking at the old familiar black and white page, and then click, presto chango! Colors! I thought I accidentally clicked on a link in another window and almost closed this window. Then I noticed the...
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