Thursday, July 17, 2008
CHAT LINE FOR DOGS?
Dog: "My paws are too big for this thing. But somehow I've got a cutie on the other end with a sexy bark that just won't quit." -->
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
A LAND LINE MIGHT HELP
Man on Phone: "Operator, I could really use a LAND line right now."
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
CORPORATE FRIDGE RAIDERS
Dog on floor: "Hurry up! You guys are getting heavy." Cat: "A couple more inches and this cake will be all ours!"
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Monday, July 14, 2008
NOBODY'S STEALING HOMER'S CAR!
Dog on Left: "Just what are we doing up here?" Dog in Center: "Scaring away car thieves." Dog on Right: "I have to take a leak."
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Sunday, July 13, 2008
MAYBE IF HE TRIED WHISTLING??
Woman in Picture: "Honey, is that all you got to show me?"
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Saturday, July 12, 2008
BRASS BALLS?
Girl: "Oh, you poor thing!"
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Friday, July 11, 2008
TIME TO FIND A NEW RESTAURANT
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Thursday, July 10, 2008
A NATURAL ANTIBIOTIC?
While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an elderly gentlemen attend some of our Bible studies. When he missed one week, I called to see if he was alright. He told me he had started to feel sick, but a friend had told him of a natural supplement that had...
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
WALKING THE LINE
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of traffic... He goes up to the guy's window:"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine....
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Monday, July 7, 2008
IF A DOG DOES THE "DOG PADDLE"...
DOES A HORSE DO THE "HORSE PADDLE"?
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