Friday, April 21, 2006
More Politalk - Texas Style
We all know about George W's verbal blunders, but he is not the only Texan guilty. The examples below are not made up, either: I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried...:) 1) "It just makes good sense to put all your eggs in one basket." Rep. Joe Salem on an amendment requiring all revenues to go...
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Thursday, April 20, 2006
Seeing Double??
The bare bear asked the dear deer, "What do you call two words that sound alike but are spelled differently?" Well, the answer is, a "homophone." and no, that's not a new type of cell phone. Try solving as many as you can without looking. Cover the right side of the blog and see if you see the...
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
SAY WHAT???
Politicians seem to put their foot into their mouth more often than not, when they try to say something. These are true examples of "Politalk." "We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur." Al Gore ( may NOT occur?? humm) "Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off...
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Monday, April 17, 2006
PUNFUCIOUS SAY.....
PUNFUCIOUS is not afraid to say what Confucious tried to hush up......: Kiss like spider web, may lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket want change. Man with one...
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Bumper Stinkers, er Stickers
I know bumper stickers are a dime a dozen, but here's some that I hope at least a few will be new to you. Few of my own, too. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. CAUTION: I drive like you do! I get lost in thought. I need someone really bad... Are you really...
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A Name is a Name - Female Version
The ladies don't escape: 1) Penny - a gal who is always broke 2) Annette - a lady who hangs around the docks 3) Barb - a gal with a pointed outlook 4) Mona - humm - is she is pain all the time or is it something else?? 5) Rose - good friend of Barb 6) Wanda - Never stays put very long 7) Maye - a...
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Saturday, April 15, 2006
Don'tcha Just Hate Nametags?
NAMETAG GAME An individual in an Australian church (true story) got tired of wearing the same old nametag every time his church had a function, so, to eliminate this boredom, he began making up nametags. I give this guy credit for some imagination. Abel Will Jim Shorts Jerry Attrick Mary Goround...
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Signs of the Times?
Some of these may be familiar, but hopefully some will be new.... Sign on Church: “We do spiritual tune-ups. No appointment necessary” Dry Cleaners: “Drop your pants here.” Massage Therapist: "Aye, here's the rub" On a Toilet: “Out of order. Please use floor below” Maternity Room Door: “Please...
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A Name is a Name, BUT....
With names like these, beware.... 1) Art - a guy hanging on the wall who likes to be the center of attention 2) Skip - a guy on water skis 3) Bill - a guy after your money 4) Matt - a guy who likes lying on the floor and letting people walk all over him 5) Frank - a guy who is brutally honest 6)...
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Friday, April 14, 2006
CALORIC CREATIVITY
Hmmmm...what book in the bible did I miss?? "God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower, spinach, and green, yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then, using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben...
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