Sunday, August 10, 2008
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING??
Maybe it will become a new Olympic sport......
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Saturday, August 9, 2008
VACATION OVERLOAD!
Driver: "Honey, did you remember to turn off the stove?"
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Friday, August 8, 2008
BETTER THAN PORK
A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responds "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The Priest then asks "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi replies...
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008
A STUDLY SERVICE
Two priests die at the same time and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "I'd like to get you in now but our computers are down. You'll have to go back to Earth for a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle,...
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
THE END IS NEAR!
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he...
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Monday, August 4, 2008
"THAT DOG NEXT DOOR IS DRIVING ME NUTS...
So I'm getting my blood pressure checked, just in case!"
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Saturday, August 2, 2008
PENGUINS CHECKING THEIR "NO TRADE" CLAUSE
Man: "See, you're locked in. No one can trade you to another zoo."
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Friday, August 1, 2008
YOU CAN SINK YOUR TEETH INTO THIS BILLBOARD!
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Thursday, July 31, 2008
BEST BUDS SHARING A HUG
Tiger Cub: "It's a jungle out there!" Baby Monkey: "Just stick close to me, pal. Once I teach you how to climb trees, we'll make a break for it."
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
HONEY, LOOK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR
Now That is an oversized load!
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