Saturday, August 30, 2008
TOOK THE TURN A BIT TOO CLOSE
Notice the name of the boat: "TEMPORARY INSANITY"...Hmmm, it fits..... (this is a reliable website that has yet to play tricks on me with pics disappearing. That having been said, I am crossing my fingers....)
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Friday, August 29, 2008
THIS HAMSTER IS A "MAZE" ING
(Uh oh..as of 9p.m. approx, the hamster pic disappeared..sorry everyone..I will NOT be taking any more chances using this particular website) Can anyone tell me why the pic appears fine for a few hours and then disappears????
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Thursday, August 28, 2008
GAS IS A REAL STRETCH THESE DAYS
Why doesn't he just turn the car around???......
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Saturday, August 23, 2008
ANYTHING TO SAVE ON GAS!
A ROADHOG!
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
"THE PATIENT REFUSED AUTOPSY"
A collection of documentation statements actually found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records, including a doctor or two at several major hospitals: Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. The skin was moist and dry. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. She...
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Monday, August 18, 2008
SENILITY PRAYER
God, grant me the senility To forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune To run into the ones I do, And the eyesight To tell the difference.......
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Saturday, August 16, 2008
YOU KNOW THIS IS A NO FRILLS AIRLINE!
1) They don't sell tickets, they sell chances. 2) All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out. 3) Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot. 4) You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change. 5) Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten...
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
TALK ABOUT A REJECTION SLIP!
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. - An English Professor, Ohio University
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Tuesday, August 12, 2008
WELL, WHEN YA GOTTA GO...
Bride: "Honey, please hurry and finish. I can't hold it much longer." Groom: "It was those baked beans. They just weren't cooked right."
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Monday, August 11, 2008
YOU CAN WORK UP A REAL THIRST WATCHING THE OLYMPICS
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