Monday, September 22, 2008
IF YOUR MOUSE TENDS TO WANDER...
This should do the trick!
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Sunday, September 21, 2008
BET THIS KANGAROO CAN'T WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME
Kangaroo: "Back off, kid. You're distracting me. Can't you see me and the Missus are busy?"
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Friday, September 19, 2008
PERPLEXED PENGUINS
Penguin on the left: "He's got your Mom's beak." Penguin on the right: "Naww, he's got your Dad's squinty eyes."
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008
NOSEY KIDS!
Kid Peeking: "Looks like a brick wall to me."
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Saturday, September 13, 2008
BOSS PARROT
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered. The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer." The man asked about...
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008
SOME WINDSHIELDS ARE HARDER TO CLEAN THAN OTHERS
Boy: "Hey! I wasn't finished yet!"
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008
POPEYE IS ALIVE AND WELL
Could he be the Father of the kid in the previous post???......
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Sunday, September 7, 2008
CIGARETTE OR SUCKER?
Baby: "Relax, the way my Mom and Dad drive, I have to at least pretend this is a cigarette."
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008
THESE KIDS HAVE ALL GONE TO POT!
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Monday, September 1, 2008
WHAT MALADY WAS THAT?
A real goaner heard on our C.B.C. radio station last evening as the music host was saying farewell with some "humorous" puns:..... (this is just a joke and not meant as a roundabout way to poke fun at anyone) Chief speaking to his Medicine Man: "Hey doc, me need help with tummy ache." Medicine Man...
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