RUMORED HUMOR

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

A HORROR MOVIE FOR CHICKENS

"NIGHT OF THE MOCROWAVED CHICKEN!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING YOUR COMPUTER???

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Monday, October 13, 2008

PEOPLE FLOCK AND CRAWL TO THE NEAREST COLUMBUS DAY SALES

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Thursday, October 9, 2008

FIRST CLASS TRAVEL

Kitten: "Are you my Mommy?" Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

WHERE"S THE FIRE?

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

"AWAY" MESSAGES FOR THOSE AWAY TIMES

When you are out of the office, here are some samples of "away" messages that have been used: 1. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 2. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 6, 2008

YOUNG FAN KNOWS THE BASICS

He must be watching the Detroit Lions make fools of themselves for yet another season! (my reaction to yesterday's game was about the same). Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 27, 2008

STILL BROKEN (SEE PREVIOUS HUMOR POST)

Little Boy: "Yours is broken too?" Lady: "Kid, put my skirt down NOW or I'll be breaking your nose!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

YOU BROKE IT!

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

TWO PLUS TWO IS, UM, LET ME THINK A MINUTE, UMM...

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the... Sign in to see full entry.

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